Live events
Watch users move through your product in real time. No 24-hour delay, no sampling.
No cookie banners. No BS.
Numbers that punch back.
Slab tracks what actually moves your product and shows it in plain, blunt blocks. No vanity metrics, no 14-tab dashboards, no PhD required.
- Set up in 4 minutes
- GDPR-safe by default
- No credit card
Activation +38% activation, last 30 days
Trusted by teams who hate dashboards
What's in the box
Everything you need.Nothing you don't.
Funnels that talk
Drop-off, in plain English. Slab tells you where people bail and roughly why.
Cohorts
Group users by behaviour, not guesswork. Retention you can actually act on.
Privacy-first
Cookieless, IP-truncated, EU-hosted. Ship analytics your lawyer signs off on.
1-line install
One script tag or one npm package. Server-side events when you want them.
Blunt alerts
Slab pings you when a number breaks — not every time someone sneezes.
Three steps
From zero to insight before your coffee's cold.
Drop the snippet
Paste one line into your <head> or install the SDK. That's the whole setup.
Tag what matters
Name the events you care about. Skip the rest — Slab won't nag you to track everything.
Read the truth
Open the dashboard. See exactly what's working and what's quietly dying.
See it in action
One screen for each question.
Find exactly where people bail.
Drop a funnel on any sequence of events and Slab shows you the leak in plain percentages — no query language required.
- Step-by-step drop-off
- Compare any two date ranges
- Segment by anything
Signup → activation
Group users by what they do.
Build cohorts from real behaviour, then watch retention week over week. The ones that stick teach you what to build next.
- Behavioural cohorts
- Weekly retention grid
- Export to CSV
Week-over-week retention
Watch it happen in real time.
A live stream of events as they fire. No 24-hour delay, no sampling — just what's happening in your product right now.
- Real-time event stream
- Filter by user or event
- Zero sampling
Events / minute
Get pinged when a number breaks.
Set a threshold on any metric and Slab tells you the moment it moves — in Slack, by email, or webhook. Not every time someone sneezes.
- Threshold + anomaly alerts
- Slack / email / webhook
- Snooze the noisy ones
Activation (alert fired)
12B+ events / month
4 min median setup
99.98% uptime
0 cookie banners
Pricing
Honest pricing.Like everything else here.
Solo
For side-projects and the morbidly curious.
$0 /mo
Start free - 10k events / mo
- 1 project
- 30-day history
- Community support
Team
For products with real users and real questions.
$29 /mo
Start 14-day trial - 500k events / mo
- Unlimited projects
- 1-year history
- Funnels + cohorts
- Email + chat support
Scale
For teams that live in the numbers.
$99 /mo
Talk to us - 10M events / mo
- Server-side events
- Custom retention
- SSO + audit log
- Priority support
Billed monthly. Cancel any time — we won't make you email support to do it.
Receipts
People say nice things.We kept the blunt ones.
“We deleted three dashboards the week we switched. Slab just tells us the number.”
“Setup took longer to brew tea than to install. Genuinely.”
“Finally, analytics that don't need a data scientist to babysit them.”
“It's the first tool my whole team actually opens on a Monday.”
Plays nice
Wires into the stack you already have.
Slack
Segment
Webhook
Stripe
Linear
Notion
Zapier
API
From the blog
All posts Sharp words, no filler.
Opinion
Why we killed the dashboard (and you should too)
Most analytics dashboards are anxiety machines. Here's the case for replacing 14 charts with three blunt numbers.
Privacy
Cookieless analytics, explained without the legal jargon
How Slab measures real usage without cookies, consent banners, or a meeting with your DPO.
Playbook
Ship faster with blunt metrics
A practical loop for using a small set of honest numbers to make weekly product decisions.
Questions
Answers, no hedging.
No. Slab is cookieless and truncates IPs, so in most jurisdictions you can run it without a consent banner. Check with your own counsel, but that's the whole point.
Most people are seeing live events in under five minutes. One script tag, name a couple of events, done.
Always. Full CSV and JSON export, plus a REST API. Your data is yours — leaving is never held hostage.
EU by default, with a US region available on the Scale plan. You pick at project creation.
Yes. The Solo plan is free up to 10k events a month, no card required, no expiry.
Stop guessing. Start shipping.
Plug Slab in today and see your first real numbers before lunch.
The blunt list.
One email a month. Product changelog, a sharp essay, zero growth-hacking.